I'll go one further. Why does #NathansHotDogEatingContest not make porn? I can't believe guys who love cock don't also love man meat. #pride

I've been watching a lot of porn recently. And by recently I mean the last 36 years.

But recently I've been on this site called Pornhub. Where get this, free porn. But they have rules of what they will show and the rules...

Completely arbitrary. A girl can't say she's under 18 but I'm in the same video a guy can say he's a cop. Now impersonating a police officer

I think that's a felony. But saying you're 17 when you're 23, I'm not sure where that's illegal. Unless there's like children ticketpricing

Also, Pornhub has a lot of videos where a guy will break into a house and start having sex with a girl. That's totally cool. And then

There's a series called dad swap or daughter swap about dad's who fuck each others daughters. Which seems like it should be illegal. Right?

I would love to be in a porn series pitch meeting. Incest is big. How about instead of dad on daughter we have the dad's swap daughters?

You can do searches on Pornhub too. To find your kink. Try searching true love, romantic, committed relationship, cuddling. Not much

I think pornograpby would br more interesting if every scenario didnt end in sex. Sometimes they just talked. It Or sometimes she leaves.

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My favorite porn video has to be the one where semendemon sits down and plays the piano and she's an AMAZING piano player. Unexpected

If I was semendemon I would insist that I get to play piano in every video. Talk about a hook. I dont have money for the pizza but-

Was it the 8 of clubs? Remember. The cards were in his jacket pocket the whole time in a packet sealed with duct tape.

It's fun to drink liquor. Hoo boy.

My timeline is full of shit I don't care about. Too many ads Twitter, @TwitterSupport

Is there an app for Twitter that just shows the people I follow and not the shit they retest? Their taste is garbage.

There's no reason they couldn't make a fleshlight that has a working flashlight in it.

I think the fleshlight people should make a line modeled on male hands in addition to pussies. Sounds gay? Gayer than fucking a flashlight?

Which should I see? Spiderman or wonder woman? And why?