Being so financially stable that you forget it’s payday >>>>>

The #1 sign you're winning in life: No one understands what the hell you do for a living. Be unexplainable.

i’m in my 20s with no kids ain’t shit to do but make money and have fun!

9/10 i wanna be left tf ALONE

houston traffic ughhhhhh!!!!!!

it’s NOT. the fuck.

until ya whole room start ringing

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." — William Shakespeare

Once you start being calorie conscious, you realise just how much we’re overeating 🤣

If I ever experience sumn like this I hope my inability to show emotions doesn’t ruin the moment 😭😭😭

There has to be another way

Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.

The real problem is women are actually ready to spilt bills but men ain’t ready to split household chores, responsibilities and child care.

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” - Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

good year to be a nerd

Celebrating Hannah Montana isn’t just honoring a show  it’s a full-circle moment for me. HM was the beginning of the life I know now. The bond my fans and I share is as rare and beautiful as this whole journey has been. I adore you all and love you deeply. This anniversary

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