taught poetry in a fifth grade class today and one of the kids wrote this on their eval and my heart is full

remembering the time a boy told me that one of his first impressions of me was that i say “fucking L” a lot for an american girl 😄

the worst kanye album is the average artist’s magnum opus

i feel bad for introducing lakelani to clavicular

i get deeply sad every time i remember i cant bang anthony bourdain ITS NOT FAIRR

i want my bridesmaid dresses to be coors banquet yellow

best project/album of the 2020s HANDS DOWNNN

i need to be bigboobmaxxing

you are not the slush u think you are 🤣

that euphoria episode was dog shit 😭

anyone else buy themselves a gift on their parents bday? #favoritechildsyndrome

when i get super excited i do the wii jump & spin unironically like i physically cant stop myself

im literally going to show my titties & ass & pussy at the fakemink show IDGAFFF THATS MY BABY DADDY

rolled my first blunt today 🥳🥳

Meeee meeee meee so meeeee that’s so me

like im sorry id rather go to the ceramic studio on my free friday than face my number one fear!! sue me!!

#fatasahouse

one of my favorite things ever is when ur smiling at a baby and they roll their eyes at u!!! like my fault big bro, i thought we were chummy but let me fall in line!

my ideal proposal is a humble version of kim & kanye’s WITHOUT the family tho