PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING TO YOU. Basic manners.

“Wyd after work” is crazy cus im finna shower & get in my bed 😂

“Wtf was i about to google”

laughing w ur parents is such a precious moment

Hobby Lobby being closed on Sundays should be a crime

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that

i really hate when people categorize your silence as being in a bad mood or bad vibes. sometimes i just want to quietly exist, just leave me.

Can’t wear ANY of my cute Christmas outfits BECAUSE ITS BASICALLY 80 DEGREES IN TEXAS FOR CHRISTMAS

“What do you want for Christmas?” Lately I’ve been really into groceries. Utilities are in a close second

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

my definition of fun time

It’s time for American schools to seriously start flunking students & making them redo grade levels again. You either go to summer school & work for those credits or just do the same grade over again bc you failed the basics & parents who make excuses for their kid need humbling.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

I used to think being at home all day was boring, as an adult it’s literally my definition of a good day.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE A NAP AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LIKE NO I SHUT IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.