Only here do you get locked out on your porch by the apartment itself. #lockedout #theLandings #overit #iwantahouse

New Kids On The Block T.L.C. Nelly instagram.com/p/3NrtQSlrSW/

"Whata u do for a livin? U look wealthy & just look all put together & such. Do u have a lot of money?" Lindsay McCaul #gasstationencounters

My roommate is eating a hamburger & french fries for breakfast...I'm eating twizzlers. #chefneeded

Sometimes in reading the news headlines I think to myself, "What is wrong with people?" #HowDidYouEvenComeUpWithThat #ScaredForTheHumanRace

Regretting not packing more shoes! #WhatToWear

"You have to inspect what you expect." - Marcus Lemonis #businessadvice

#duh x.com/omgfacts/statu…

Dear People Who Work in Customer Service, Dont interrupt a customer by putting them on hold; that doesnt solve the problem.#customerservice

How do parents realize these things about their kids? #wheredidchildhoodgo x.com/omgfacts/statu…

My power tools may be purple & lime green, but that doesn't mean I'm… instagram.com/p/4-kPJllrTX/

"There is a difference between love & tolerance." #truth Fellowship Brentwood

The Blues. #AbstractArt instagram.com/p/5TCYHhFrRM/

Starting to pack at 10:40pm the night before you leave for vacation...whatever makes it in the bag is what's going! #dontcare

Today's view. #hiking #Colorado instagram.com/p/5oIzfYFrTh/

Waiting for the call about your sister going into labor but your cell phone/internet provide shut down. #anxious #panic #nocommunication

Please explain the strategy of not including pictures of a property when trying to sell real estate? #imnewatthis #visual #realestate

"Be a tree." - L. Shadrach #reality & #promise Fellowship Brentwood

"I think my knight in shining armor is on a turtle & lost." - Jaime Vaughn #single

"Bob, you board out of Gate 27." Dear lady announcing, I'm pretty sure that is one of the most generic names...ever.Please be more specific.