Winning team. RT if you're on it.

The Lord of Light felt like this week's episode was a mere spark. I want an inferno baby.

THE LORD OF LIGHT IS HAPPY. #secondsons

The Lord of Light has some real issues with Leeches on a penis.

If I gave everyone a naked red priestess, would they follow me? #insecuritynight

THE LORD OF LIGHT IS NOT HAPPY.

@AndresTrgaryen I think I'm too late now, but I was busy playing with king's blood and leeches... #oopsmybad

I'm going to start worshipping R'hllor & start burning unbelievers alive - who's with me?

The Lord of Light hasn't been lazy, you just haven't burned enough sacrifices in my name.

@preraphhobbit You're welcome.

#GAMEOFTHRONESSEASON4 tonight? Yeah, I'm burning a goat in celebration. A virgin goat. Owned by a wildling once.

@GregorPartyDude Hot.

I think the question on everyone's mind is...whose boobs do we get to see first? The Flames would like the Red Priestess

Welcome Mance Rayder! The Lord of Light loves you!

Even the Lord of Light is disappointed in that sacrifice, Stannis Baratheon.

I always thought Shireen was a little spitfire. #toosoon?

Last week: The Lord of Light is mean for sacrificing little girls! This week: OMG LORD OF LIGHT SAVE JON SNOW. Make up your mind people!

This is why I send the Red Priestess, I can't deal with this bullshit.