*My dear sisters Don't feel too big when we guys ask you for* contact number, 98% *of us will not call you, Its our hobby 2 ask for numbers 😂**😂😂💃💃💃

Nowadays when these ladies wash their face in a bucket you can use it to paint your two bedroom flat😂😂

*if your boyfriend has a car, break the windscreen, if he doesn't beat you..... my sister marry him, he is a husband material* 😂😂😂😂 Don't thank me, what are friends for🤷‍♂🤷‍♂ 😉😉😉

You see those boys who don't post anything, but are always online..... *"Research says that, they are busy begging girls to visit them"* 😄😄😄

*Your soul mate is afraid to text you because* *you are living fake expensive life here on social media* 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 😏

*Some men will be shouting I can't marry woman that doesn't know how to cook. Do you even have food stuff?* 😁😁😁

Doing good to others and expecting them to do same to you is like thinking that lions can not eat you because you dont eat them.😎😎😎

*5 Boyfriends,4 sugar daddy's and you’re still struggling to sub ur phone monthly... My sister that is a waste of sin 🤣🤣🙄🙄*

*Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer.* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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*You catch ur husband with another woman on bed and she write u a cheque of 10million, are u collecting ur husband or d cheque?* 🤔🤔🤔🤔

In every hospital there is always a Cleaner that act as if she is a Nurse 🤣🤣🤣

The Most annoying Soup To Steal Meat From Is Orkro Soup,The Lines Can Even Follow You to Another Country 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

x.com/ImranSZN/statu… watch this guys...

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