The Butt wipe always gets a flag

HAVE U EVER SEEN A BITCH PLAY FLUTE THEN HIT THE SHOOT?

Made a deal with my wife a few months back that if was if she was still pregnant come #Halloween, she’d dress up as Bob Wylie. She lost... and all of Twitter has now won. #Browns

The whole squad this morning after getting back from a Nashville weekend Nick Uetz @AliciaHuster Ricky Giannino Scott Mandziara

The Need for Speed Challenge! Who will win? Natalie Spooner & Auston Matthews or Laura Stacey & Mitchell Marner ??

My main concern with not trusting people is that we as a species thought if we didn’t shut down our computers before midnight on 12/31/1999, they would have spontaneously combusted when 1999 turned into 2000.

Holy fuck Nunes, see ya cyborg.

.Pat McAfee calling a kicker TD pass is everything we've ever wanted 🙌Matt Prater x.com/thecheckdown/s…

Hey Twitter Twitter Canada it’s #AllStar weekend.. what do you say we get all of CWHL players as we celebrate our league, our amazing athletes, and the continued growth of women’s hockey?! #CWHLverified #HockeyTwitter

Today’s a type of day when I would drive to Spumoni Gardens and eat a full Sicilian pie by myself.

😂😂😂 That’s the greatest thing I’ve seen in a while! Our “Cannon Crew” is the best in the business! 👌

"Let's get wickkkkeeedddd" "I'm not like him" *Guy double-fisting Budweiser enters*

Before. After. #stlblues #StanleyCup

Doesn’t matter the age of the goalie. Mark Scheifele is going ched x.com/Uppercut_Slut/…

Jimbofotyfo Nick Uetz Ricky Giannino EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

This voice sounds familiar.

My guy loves Sandstorm. Big Darude guy. Spittin' Chiclets New York Rangers

OH MY GOD IT WORKED. BATTLEHAWKS WIN!!!!!