I love doing maintenance and then feeling how much better the machine runs after Sense of accomplishment 😌

If DT has a tempt on his head it ain’t safe out 😂🤷‍♂️

I want more tattoos cuz I don’t have no tattoos ._.

After I got bit by a spider

I had a long week 🥱😴

I didn’t like a lot of the rookies, how they looked in the pre-szn, but hearing this bout Ricky Pearsall hurt .

Think it’s bout time to checkout.

My parley depends on Kyle Juszczyk kicking a field goal 😭

They tried to treat me like I’m not part of human race So I went to outter space

I ain’t political but seeing all the “Go vote” “Go vote” post turn into If you voted trump yu stupid, ignorant, idiotic, not aware, sexist, homophonic, etc. Has me rolling

Why @treylance09 tempo “Heeree wee goo” Pls don’t 😭😭😭😂

A elevator does not need to lift me up to where I can go on my own.

“Do you think his gunna bite his ear?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 …Im putting everything on him biting his nose off

Bills wasting no time 💨

I’m still mad my dawg FUCKED UP, fucked up my favorite hoodie! But he did kinda make a walking hole for us soooo….

It’s only too late, when you’re dead. Until then, carpe diem.

Why does Snapchat have more memories than I do… o_O

Why am I just learning olive oil is made of olive :o

I ordered a milkshake and fries on my lunch Denny’s And before charging me they gave me my total and said “Would you like to leave a tip” 😵‍💫

Drinkjng may not add years to your life, but it’ll definitely add some lyf to those years 🤙🏼