"You are eligible for 50 JUP tokens"

Bull market support band doing its thing.

As if North Korean citizens weren’t tortured enough, they are now the largest ETH holders in the world

Stubbed my toe This is worse than ftx

Cold wallet = only sends/receives coins Room temperature wallet = leave it on the counter to defrost before using with dapps Warm wallet = interacts with dapps via a ledger Hot wallet = interacts with dapps (no ledger) Blazing wallet [donation wallet] = interacts with

Lazarus trying to get some liquid to bid the upcoming $SOL unlock it seems

Praying to Dalai and Llamas rn

Hoodie up szn

A complete reversion on yesterdays daily candle would be iconic A green candle sandwich 🥪

always improving my protocol

CT is sleepwalking through the greatest crisis of this cycle: we're running out of BONK. We're burning too much BONK, too fast. Soon, there won't be any left. How soon? Very soon. Less than 8 years. But there is a way out. Let me show you. 1/X

i will constantly test my children through scams as part of an early developmental program to make them the ultimate digital asset investors 2nd grade: i offer them 20% APY on their allowance and then rug them 3rd grade: "would u like to ve lock your allowance for 4 years?"

💰 Buyback and Burn wallet has started a DCA with 10.00K SOL! solscan.io/tx/4sT6HpqdNqY…

This author was ahead of their time

Onchain picasso camel very retard & very broke

Thought this was off-piste for a celon tweet 😂

here is what happens when you take creatine: - 5gs: bigger muscles - 15gs: bigger brain - 70gs: replace sleep - 88gs: remote viewing - 120gs: agentic workflows

~2% isnt much of a sale…