UPDATE #2: RadioShack is in my DMs again, saying "[you're welcome] for your new top liked tweet." The tweet has 500ish likes. Just checked my data - it's not in my Top 50 most-liked tweets of all-time. I think whoever runs this account is just kind of an idiot, tbh.

One of the greatest cruelties in life is having to make coffee when you need a coffee.

When you can’t see well enough to enter the 5 digit wash code I think it’s time to hand over those keys.

I haven’t traveled in a hot minute. I am DEFINITELY a crossbody bag convert. Gen Z you know what tf you’re about… the convenience and functionality is unmatched!

Why don't you go ask ChatGPT why I'm behind on my timesheets

Too many times I see people say they’ll “take a peak”. Why not go take a peek. In a dictionary. Right now. Please.

I know there are worse things, but clicking "show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content" and not seeing any offensive content is a real letdown

You know… with how much anti-fabric softener rhetoric I see every day, how does that category still exist? Who is still buying Downy these days?

Not being able to fast forward Reels is probably responsible for millions of hours of lost time we could have spent typing “I saw that last month on TikTok”.

Tech companies honest headlines: a thread 1. Calendly

At what point in the “catching up to TikTok” timeline will Reels get the ability to scrub through videos? Getting tired of accidentally watching a reel with no point at the end.

I hate how good #Shrinking is. Apple TV is making all the right moves, if only their marketing was like 1/10th as good as their shows.

HOW DID I MISS THAT THERE WAS LO-FI GIRL LORE?! The internet truly is a magical place. #lofigirl #LofiBoy

HEY TAMPA… IT WAS 4-1. #leafsforever

I hate it here.

Back half of 2023 gonna be a whole new world of social media. There’s like 3 apps not losing money hand over fist I bet, and we’ll all have to be there by December.

Why does everyone misspell “Mastodon”? Have we not masta’d spelling platform names correctly by now, ESPECIALLY when they’re new?

Who called this? I KNOW I read somewhere that this is the “explanation” they were going to trot out. Can’t wait for a viable alternative that finally puts the nail in this coffin. Calling it now that it will be the exodus of advertisers that finally kills Twitter.

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