“ Ibuki has just realized that she has the most HORRIBLE disease! Get this: if Ibuki doesn't see big bazongers every hour, she'll DlE! YOU GIRLS GOTTA HELP IBUKI OUT HERE! ”

“ Ibuki must confess something! She put her head in a microwave once cause she wanted to know what being hot-headed felt like. . . ”

“ WOOOOO, NEW YEAR, NEW IBUKI! ” Excitedly bouncing around.

Plunging face-first into 𝒞𝒽𝒾𝒶𝓀𝒾 𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓂𝒾 's booba with absolutely zero reason. As Ibuki does.

Bouncing around the room like a pinball—

Ibuki in like 5 minutes-

“ Mhhh. . . Ibuki is manifesting a super hot girlfriend. . . ”

“ Ibuki has a dilemma— Every girl is too hot and sexy for Ibuki's brain to handle. . . ”

“ NO!! SLEEP!! TILL BROOKLYN!! ”

“ Ibuki is feeling the W gyatt rizz today! Real skibidi hours! ”

WOOOOOOOO, MERRY CHRYSLER, PEOPLE!!! ~ 🎵