Scruffagette(@scruffagette) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jenny Lawson If it makes you feel better:
1. I have no idea what a trunk or treat is.
2. I also have no idea what a qwooshie is, so you’re way ahead of me at least.

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Amanda Lee(@amanda_utx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jenny Lawson Is qwooshie a typo for squooshie or are you cooler than the rest of us?
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Also I agree with everyone else - you were there for your kid. They will remember that you were there. They will only remember that part unless you write the details up hilariously in another book.

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George Sherry(@Michael_n_Texas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Scruffagette Jenny Lawson I and the entire rest of this thread join you in having no idea what a qwooshie is. Neither does Google. Trunk or treat is parents in a school or church parking lot with decorated cars with treats (candy, etc.) in the trunks; kids go from car to car instead of house to house.

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