Let’s get started with my favorite line in the entire series, said by the one and only Mr. D: “You must save Olympus, Pedro!” (Dionysus, The Last Olympian)

(The line that started it all) Look, I didn’t ask to be a half blood (Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief)

You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with the blue plastic hairbrush (Percy, The Titan’s Curse)

Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right? (PJ, The Last Olympian)

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant.” (PJ and Thalia, The Titan’s Curse)

“Looking back on it, I wish I’d decked Nancy Bobofit right then and there. In-school suspension would’ve been nothing compared to the mess I was about to get myself into.” (The Lightning Thief)

“A word about my mother, before you meet her. Her name is Sally Jackson and she’s the best person in the world, which just proves my theory that the best people have the rottenest luck.” (PJ, The Lightning Thief)

Tyson looked doubtful, but he whistled. “Come, sheepies! Um, people food this way!!” (Tyson, Sea Of Monsters)

They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. “That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked. "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested. "Oh, shut up.” (Titans Curse)

Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important." "It was probably important to her.” (Sea Of Monsters)

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” (PJ, Battle Of The Labyrinth)

“Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff." "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." "A god named Fred?” (The Titans Curse)

If Annabeth's mother was Athena, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

“Oh, listen, Lord Hermes, about Luke…” The god arched his eyebrows. “Uh, we saw him, all right,” I said, “but—” “You weren’t able to talk sense into him?” “Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.” “I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.” (SoM)

“Can goddesses pray?” I asked, because I’d never really thought about that. A flicker of a smile played across Artemis’s lips.” (TTC, PJ)

“There!” Apollo pointed. “Long Island, dead ahead. Let’s slow down, dear. ‘Dead’ is only an expression.” (Apollo, TTC)

“He wears curlers in his tail?” Grover covered his mouth. “Sorry,” I said. “Go on.” (The Titans Curse)

“This is impossible,” Chiron said. I’d never heard him sound so nervous. “It…she has never left the attic. Never.” And yet, the withered mummy that held the Oracle shuffled forward until she stood in the center of the group. (TTC)