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"Mike, I think you're handsome so I forgive your infant peen." Marge Schimdiddler Mike Doocy

"Oh, it's so black! Oh yes! Yessss!" Dr. Carlton Maxwell

"It might be 2 inches." ~ The Junes "That would mean the world to you." ~ Gordo

"Yes Daddy, I'll do whatever you say. Yes Daddy! Yes Daddy! I've been a bad boy with the bat Daddy! Oh! Oh! Ooohhhhhhh!" Dr. Carlton Maxwell

"The first time I went to the batting cage with my buddy in high school it wasn't 20 minutes later I had balls bouncing off of my chin." Dr. Carlton Maxwell

"I want them to take their wood to my balls." Dr. Carlton Maxwell

"I have a lot of ideas what they could do with their wood." Dr. Carlton Maxwell

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"He made the loudest noise that day I ever heard in my life by banging on my face." Gordo

"Rectal?" ~ The Junes "I wish." ~ Gordo

"Rectal thermometers frustrate me because they are not big enough." Gordo

"I want to lick those." ~ Razor "I'll show you later." ~ The Junes "He'll stick them in your mouth later." ~ Gordo

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"My only experience with freebasing..." Sturm

"I fully acknowledge that I am wrong on everything." Gordo

"They probably had a couple of mockingbirds at the Alamo." Jub

"Have you ever started a GoFundMe to get a new anus?" Gordo

"I didn't want urine carpet." Jub