when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

March 25th 2020: "we don't have to go to school" March 25th 2026:

Me in traffic tryna rush home to do absolutely nothin

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

Me at work before the long weekend

Tiger was in that backseat geeked as fuck dog 😭

Tiger Woods on the phone with Trump:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I watch The Masters on company time #themasters

Bryson Dechambeau when I place US currency on him

"now lets cut to Jordan Spieth playing his second"

Drew it up perfectly

Rory bettors watching what’s transpired the last half hour

Haotong Li has posted these 2 memes on Instagram with the caption: “I guess we’ll go again😁❤️” I hope we see him contending for more majors. It’s never boring!

When a client emails me at 9:45am but I leave soon at 5pm

I was in Congress yesterday and I saw signs like this in front of Congressional offices. Why? Why do you have to state your allegiance to a different country right under your name and in front of your office? We get it, you get bribed by them. But this is embarrassing.

Barron making 90 million every week because his dad keeps rigging the economy

man i need a cup of serious mud brother

If I found out my wife was having a 6 year affair with a NFL HC and had the audacity to name one of our sons after him…