Sends cereal. x.com/ColouredKlutz/…

Muggles are strange, but it's oddly helpful. Also warm baths are nice. But that'll help muscles relax. x.com/SubduedGuilt/s…

It's raining outside. Dragons were put in their shelters. And he was in his home with a dragon egg incubating in the fireplace. Yay warmth.

Thinks she'd be able to rock it x.com/SubduedGuilt/s…

|| Might end up changing my pinned tweet sometime soon, but it'll do for now

Burritos himself into a blanket and begins to hop around, cackling to himself. He's bored and has no friends so he's entertaining himself.

Ends up toppling over and flips onto his stomach. Now he's a human caterpillar.

Decaf is the light beer of the coffee world. Useless and quite gross.

Apparently, it's National Cereal Day. Immediately hoards ALL of the cereal and buys more at the store. CEREAL.

Also buys a couple gallons of milk.

Because he forgot to grab milk.

Grabs a huge bowl one would normally use for baking and dumps three-fourths of a box into it followed by roughly a third of a gallon of milk

Basically inhaled his bowl of cereal and now vegging on the couch, debating on if he should eat more or play with dragons.

Sits down on the ground, a beer in one hand and a bowl of chips in the other. He looks around and concludes that he needs friends.

Gets up and wanders away because he decided he wanted Doritos. Muggles definitely know what's good with those chips.

|| Currently shopping for food and having to fight the urge to buy Doritos with every fiber of my being.

Response time sucks, but he was napping and levitates coffee to Arabella, his body still very sleepy and his hair very all over the place. x.com/SubduedGuilt/s…

Casually tanks a pot of coffee because holy hell was he tired.

Walks up to her and gently hugs her head. x.com/CunningGuilt/s…