remember the time you tried to make cece reenact the titanic with you ? ( it got a little bit too realistic . . . the water flooded their apartment for days . ) that’s the kind of weird i’m talking about !

ooo , you got me good . . . ( he didn’t . ) and that’s MISS sparkly sparkle rocks to you !!

freya.♡ will do replies soon !! 🫶🏻

we’re gonna circle back around to this whole experiment thing later . . . but i’m sure schmidt’s just practicing some footwear feng shui . you know how he gets ! did you check the bathroom ? last time he rearranged my toiletries for better “ energy flow “ .

yuuup . because she’s . . . a superhero . ( definitely not making this up as she goes along . )

fighting crime by day , crafting by night ! it’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it .

well , he said he needed the table and you know how passionate he gets about ferguson related activities . ( trying to sidestep him, attempting to grab the cord . ) easy there , sparkle patrol ! no need to unleash the wrath of the vacuum , buddy .

. . . yes . ( it’s definitely * what she meant . and she’s going to continue . ) and she wears a sparkly cape , so everyone can see what a badass she is !

alright , alright ! you two enjoy your little bromantic slumber party . ( oh , she’s not going to let him win this argument without a fight . ) but apologies in advance if we make too much noise with our pillow fights . . . !

hey — someone’s gotta rescue the poor kitties ! ( she’s not quite sure why she’s getting so defensive over this entirely made up character , but she is . ) you’re just jealous because mr whiskey-couch-stain could never be as cool .

and ( how ) exactly are you and nick going to bond ? ( genuinely curious . she has no idea what schmidt has planned . )

oh , would you look at that ? it’s time for her scheduled ( — yes , scheduled * ) one-woman taylor swift dance party !

( oh , she knows nick will . but she’s definitely going to keep proving her point . ) aw , c’mon ! you clearly * know all the secrets of throwing a great slumber party . . . and , y’know , i wouldn’t want cece to have a bad time . ( yep , she’s playing the cece card . )