Walking into a GameStop in your thirties is the most humiliating thing you can do to yourself. “That game is an epic choice bro.” Jesus christ

Just watched The Hangover 4K Blue Ray Steelbook Collectors Edition in the year of our lord 2023

Not to sound like “all girls are crazy” or anything but I’m really concerned about my gf and think she might need psychiatric help. She just sent me a photo of herself in the frozen food section. Bag of peas on her head. Peace signal hand sign “ ✌️ “ and a pout. What the fuck

How to flirt

Thinking about getting into colonialism can anyone tell me how to get started? Anyone know of any places with some cool resources I could send my settlers to?

Attn hardcore bands: please get audience consent before playing a moshing part. Some attendees might want the opportunity to go to a safer place before moshing begins. You have the ability to make your show more inclusive for people and you should

Just saw Priscilla. Sorry but when Elvis throws a chair at his wife’s head, immediate ick

Gonna start attributing all my of my failures and wanton disregard for everyone to “psychic attacks”

Sorry everyone!

Go ahead, start a “bedroom” project band and name it something stupid like “Julius Seizure Salad”. I just hope boiling in a lake of fire for eternity is worth it.

Cinesthetic account desperately needs the be adhering to the “twice a day” rule

When a friend of the Clinton’s starts acting a little out of line:

Microwaves be like “your hot bowl and cold food sir” 😂 you guys ever feel like nothing good will ever happen again

Person on Twitter: “Drinking black coffee is a privilege for able bodied murderers. Just admit you hate people with eating disorders” Your friend: “hey Whats up”

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