Imagine getting booed for being a fascist in Italy

the mothers who raised me by the way

both anti-colonial, promote social justice, reject toxic masculinity/traditional gender roles, and worship women🫦

the concept of one of the most beautiful love songs to me only existing because hozier noticed his legs being "chewed to bits" by insects is insane and kinda funny to me. of COURSE you'd transform this into a song about dying and decomposing with your lover in a flower field sir

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

sorry this was brilliant

I didn’t know Chalamet released a line of shampoos??

as a Spaniard, i'm utterly devastated to hear Trump wants to cut ties with Spain. how will we survive without lectures on freedom from a man who thinks paella needs ketchup? we'll try to cope with universal healthcare and 30 days of paid vacation. thoughts and tapas y'all 🇪🇸

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

The egg I’m poaching:

“but debbie… pastels?”

SOMEONE SAID THEY LOOK LIKE LGBTQ IN THAT ORDER IM CRYING

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

nothing more quintessentially MAGA than trump walking out of his gilded office to rile up a grandmother who does gig labor to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment about trans people and her not caring

this is the kind of thing an exvangelical drag queen would do to mock christianity at a small bar in utah and all the gays would gag