This wallop of a contradiction in Aurora PD's record procedures just gave me a chuckle. There's the theoretical "limit" of 24 weeks (!!!) to get a record, immediately followed by the qualifier of, you know, infinity.

In the newly-released autopsy report of Elijah McClain: "It is my opinion that he likely would have recovered if he did not receive this injection." Cause of death: complications of ketamine administration following forcible restraint. Manner: undetermined

Urban climbing, called buildering, got going in the 1950s in Colorado. People are still sending on public buildings. coloradosun.com/2022/10/20/urb…

That this is less than half-a-click away from Reno 911 makes me love it so. "Joseph promises to charge his cell phone and call his wife." m.youtube.com/watch?time_con…

PERRY: The story behind the stories in Aurora, about sacrifice and determination, are linked to you "These are the journalists who do so much, so often, that it appears we have a staff far larger than it is" ow.ly/hKJ150LYJHy #NewsCOneeds #COpolitics #NoPaywallHere

Take a step back in time to the era of The Denver Post paperboys. Almost five decades later, I talked to three paperboys who tell all about biking through the city of Denver in the 1970s for their first jobs -- and the hijinks they got into along the way. denverpost.com/2022/12/23/den…

Make this make sense

The award for the Friday News-iest sentence of the day goes to Carina Julig. "Deputies currently cannot account for how the rat poison ended up in the taco." Investigators: No evidence Aurora Taco Bell served rat poison; customer not reachable sentinelcolorado.com/orecent-headli…

.State of Indiana may be a state that works, but it is distinctly not working right now. Love me a dichotomy.

Diving deep into docs and scrolled upon a diamond

Seems like spooky season done come early this year. Is this normal? Or is this Pueblo motel some sort of portal? Kara Mason please help.

Ding, Ding, Ding. This little number hits 3 all-too-common and all-too-superfluous requests for information to obtain a public record: 1.) Driver's license number 2.) Social Security Number (??!!) 3.) Purpose of request. None of that is necessary to provide a public document.

Um, wut. Rebuttal via Colorado Freedom of Information Coalition.

A lil typo produced a fascinating feature of the Colorado Springs Police Department records page. Apparently, one can request items dating back to New Year's Day 1755, which is fascinating given that the city was founded in 1871. What lurks in the annals of this fine burg?

The conclusion of the "regulations" portion of the wikipedia page for Mixed Nuts absolutely COOKS

Now this is just rude. Dropbox fomenting the most Monday-iest Monday ever.

Around 11% of Coloradans express difficulty accessing food. In northwest Aurora advocates say that number is closer to 66%. The June closure of the Walmart at Havana and Colfax is expected to worsen food insecurity in the neighborhood, and so far there isn’t any indication…

.IllinoisStatePolice is truly testing my creative juices. I'm running out of sequences of gobbledygook to gain entrance to their almighty system.

'Frank Ragan was an assistant city manager and deputy city manager for Aurora from 1995 until 2008' sentinelcolorado.com/metro/auroras-… #AuroraCO #COpolitics #NoPaywall