My plan’ll work. Trust me. All we need is a tank and 10 million dollars.

some days i want to set it all on fire, other days i am the fire.

The reason we’re all so anxious is because we’re about to find out in less than two months if America is too stupid to live.

With love and hope, Taylor Swift Childless Cat Lady

“how many times did you watch this?” me: yes

my 4yo waved at a man with a face and neck full of tattoos he waved back 4yo [yelling]: MOM THAT MAN IS SO *FANCY* HI FANCY MAN YOU’RE FANCY

*gets kissed for the first time*... um i would like another one please 🥹

accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time

when you can’t remember if you took your meds so you start opening the pill bottle to see if the experience feels familiar enough to have happened recently

dog enjoy car riding

me coming onto twitter to see that yall made zach bryan deactivate 🔥😭 IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN WE OWE THEM WHAT??? 🗣️🗣️

Kameron Saunders, a creator and backup dancer for Taylor Swift, threw out the first pitch at the Cardinals game tonight 🤩

Walking in honor of my dad tomorrow. I would greatly appreciate any donations towards this very important cause! Walk to End Alzheimer's act.alz.org/site/TR?fr_id=…

Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nothing — literally NOTHING — in Amendment 2 does any of this. It does not increase teacher pay. It does not protect existing education funding.

Heckin wimdy