Ok, I'll try?

Why me?

Yeah no I'm staying as far away from you as possible.

I just don't feel like being made to spend time with the Winkman's so you can go on a date.

Surprisingly, no. It did not change my mind.

That doesn't either.

Ok... that wasn't me who helped you since I've been working all day today... I think you let some random person into your home that resembles me?

Looks like me, but as I said I was working all day. I actually ran into A. J. Lockwood, so I’m sure he can vouch. Also I’ve never seen that couch in my life.

No, I don't owe you a thing. My lookalike owes you, not me.

That is entirely untrue. I've never had bedbugs.

#SaveLockwoodandCo #DEPRACisOnTheWay #FishandKipps new sticker

No need to out me like that🙄 #DEPRACrollcall #SaveLockwoodandCo

Apologies for the delay, Inspector. It's been a very busy day. #DEPRACrollcall #SaveLockwoodandCo

Could someone explain what #FishAndKipps is and why I'm seeing it everywhere? #SaveLockwoodandCo

I've been looking through the #FishAndKipps hashtag as much as possible and I want to say a big thank you to everyone. You're all so kind. #SaveLockwoodandCo

My break from this website has come to an end and I'm back. So, I guess, hello everyone. #SaveLockwoodandCo #TotalClusterCase

Understood. And thank you for the welcome back. #SaveLockwoodandCo #TotalClusterCase

I've been quite busy with cases recently, but I couldn't not come back to say a quick Happy Anniversary to everyone. So here goes, Happy Anniversary! #SaveLockwoodandCo #LockwoodandCoAnniversary