i look forward to the criminal prosecution of these two abstract concepts

this business will get out of control. it will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it

weeding out all the multiple copies at the library of babel, easiest job i've ever had, i don't even have to know how to read

Just looked up my favourite ever Onion article and discovered it was published 20 years ago today. Still think of it every time I see a terrible political cartoon, which is roughly every time I see a political cartoon. Including today, hence me looking it up in the first place.

IT SHOULD PREMIERE ON BBC 1 AT 7PM ON A SATURDAY THIS IS HERESY

i'm sure this is very exciting but i extremely Don't Like it theguardian.com/science/articl…

yeah that's pretty much what i'd expect a venom frog to look like

just had to throw away a pair of socks i've had since 2014 so I played Taps for them

KRAUSER (SPRINTING TO DO A RUNNING KICK) say goodbye to las plagas

LABOUR: we're going to focus on growth so we don't need to spend any money on things like healthcare or wages CAPITAL: money pwease theguardian.com/business/artic…

just got back from the centrist rally, one guy shouting "preventing mass deaths isn't profitable" and everyone cheering

baffling that character based RPGs with massive queer shipping communities have character designs that look like they're pulled from an 80s toy commercial while online shooters like rainbow 6 have the most fuckable butches ever rendered

here's an actual use case for AI: identify people I email every single day and people I emailed once in 2017 and ask if i'm sure i want to autofill this email to the second one

it will however be quietly put on the DWPs list of approved employers so they can sanction you if you don't get yr tits out

thank fuck we didn't nationalise this bit of the railways eh lads

rare peter sellers w