I once knew a woman who was meek, deadend job, unlucky in love. Then she adopted like ten cats after her boss pushed her out a window and it honestly solved all her problems. She even bagged the richest man in Gotham City. So I'm just saying it seems like MORE CATS is the move.

who sharted

“I think I ate too many halloumi fries” #brandnewsentence

Surprised this isn’t Orin returning *Gale* (I say this with love)

When Tav asks him to help with anything to do with helping tiefling refugees, etc.

whenever a man says “childless women contribute nothing to society,” the ghost of the famously unmarried Jane Austen rises and says, “you are such a disagreeable man that it would be quite a misfortune to be liked by you.”

Alright, created a concept for Dragon Spawn with size comparison with Astarion 😅 Didn't find much information about vampiric dragons in DnD sources, sooo... came up with this good boy ✍️🥲 #DnD #Astarion #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #vampiricdragon

cropped #DragonAge #alistairtheirin #warden #DAO for @/winduphathe

Just some Astarion spiraling.

When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

Happy Father’s Day!

Brb, creating a grandma barbarian who rages by "getting out the fine china" #dnd

Make sure to check your wizard’s Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened mine’s snickers bar and found a netherese orb blast that could have blown him and everyone in the vicinity up!!!!

Hey some of us make careers out of this

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IMMEDIATELY STOP USING PERIOD AND PREGNANCY TRACKERS IN THE US. DONT PUT IN ANOTHER PIECE OF DATA. DELETE IT.