Why is everyone reading books this summer 🙄🙄🙄 I’m dropping all my literate friends

Pronouncing “west” as “weest” in the passenger seat to start drama

Hyde is actually a beautiful name for a baby girl 💞

Turns out my work crush has a girlfriend so I’m quitting

All girls are a little gay for their obgyn

Me for an apartment in Paris rn

No emoji of someone crossing their legs bc they really have to pee :(

Getting my clothes dry cleaned is actually my guilty pleasure

Teardrops on my Qatar

Grandma just told me i look like her

In French you have the word “baisser” which means to lower and you have the work “baiser” which means to fuck, and ultimately I did not tell my students to lower their pencils today…

I’m obsessed with Mykonos why is everyone’s card getting declined here

When apple invented the .5 lens they had no idea how much power they were giving real estate brokers

I hate when my parents are on do not disturb, like who else is going to care about how much I saved with my coupons

I just want to live in a world where people are proud to have candy in their homes and don’t hide it away in the hardest to reach places

Do you think they have a designated survivor during award shows and who is it