The Lobster is rapidly approaching your location.

NO STOPPING

A bit late but I always loved this one

beetle diversity can best be explained as taking every possible combination of sliders in a video game character creator and making it a species

おしゃれしてみたよ👒✨ #タイガーサラマンダー #お花の帽子 #おしゃれ #サラマンダー

Sweet fancy moses

Gilgamesh after he wrestles Enkidu to a draw

Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade

「恋」に「落ちてた」

Big rabbits

意外と小さいんだ

Timberdoodle field trip! 🪱

today i accidentally walked into a LARP of the imperial examinations and they made me participate and i scored zero points but i was consoled by winner’s wife laughing her ass off at him

I made a small change to this classic meme

If they don't want me getting stuck in the lobster traps, why do they keep filling them with delicious herring and mackerel?

Is it really worth it?

with woodcock mania sweeping the nation it feels like the right time to post this New Yorker reject that, in hindsight, was way too specific