i be so thirsty to laugh i be laughing before i even know what’s funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. stay hydrated.

When you wake up thinking it's middle of the night but it's actually 3 minutes before your Alarm goes off

That guitar in kiss it better

where my real bitches that remember these at?

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

I love when artists leave a lil bit of the beat at the end for me to freestyle on

We used to play outside……NO internet!!

You can't keep postponing things just because you aren't ready. You really have to do it scared.

when you the last big momma with no kids standing

When someone plays a good song I never heard before

‘wyd?’ Me: ‘Nothing’ *Incoming call*

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm