Opinion:SpaceBarsAreForBabies 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/op… (via Michael Hanley)

Local Filmbro Has Existential Crisis: “Am I Kenough?” 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/lo… (via @caseynedelka)

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BREAKING: Quinnipiac University introduces new “Driving 101” course.

Classmate Definitely Got Bone Lengthening Surgery Over Summer 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/cl… (via Casey "Poppins" Nedelka)

The plot of the first The Barnacle meeting of the year without context (SPOILER ALERT)

Are Quinnipiac Shuttle Operators Quiet Quitting? 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/ar… (via Ryan Ziaks)

Student Imagines Entire Life With Classmate, Will Not Talk to Her the Entire Semester 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/st… (via Adam Silver)

The Set of Demonic Rituals You Need To Do To Get Your Packages Back 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/th… (via Adam Silver)

Opinion: Whitney Village Doesn't Exist 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/op… (via Casey "Poppins" Nedelka)

Student Pretends to be Deaf to Avoid Hearing About Roommate's Day 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/st… (via Adam Silver)

Quinnipiac Construction Workers Accidentally Unleash The Lorax 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/qu… (by Adam Silver)

Black Bear on Campus Selling Tickets to a Different Fake Comedy Show 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/bl… (via Grace Parisi)

York Hill Student Swept Away by Light Breeze 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/yo… (by Ryan Ziaks)

Public Safety Gave Me a Parking Ticket EVEN THOUGH I WAS PARKED IN THE RIGHT LOT 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/pu… (by Adam Silver)

SATIRE: Friend’s Halloween Costume Clearly Just Fursuit They Already Owned 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/fr… (by Casey "Poppins" Nedelka)

Quinnipiac Announces Construction of Brand New Planet-Killing Space Station 🔗 thequbarnacle.com/single-post/qu… (by Adam Silver)

York Hill Arena Renamed Again: Now Cryos Sperm Bank Stadium 🔗 instagram.com/p/C0PgNVFv4if/… (by Ryan Agnello)

Student Looking For Parking Finds Himself 🔗 instagram.com/p/C0UtXsvvQ6k/… (by James Blennau)

SATIRE: Photographer Hospitalized after Tackle from Basketball Player; Bobcats win 52-40 🔗 instagram.com/p/C17i6J2PCjH/… (by Casey "Poppins" Nedelka)