mario 67 is that anything please don't yell atme

forcefeeding my stupid woke son peanut oil till he goes into anaphylaxis

I promise I won't stick my tongue in the bowling ball holes this time babe

#theseasareoutoffish

The so-called tolerant left won't let me rub ground up smallpox scabs on my gums like chewing tobacco

Give me hot chocolate with rainbow marshmallows or your husbands getting an iud

The webkinz code you gave me was invalid we're gonna draw and quarter you shithead

Licking behind my knee like I'm a cat and getting kicked out of the funeral home

Showing my horse degloved human faces when he doesn't jump the hurdle perfectly

Not allowing my step mom to see my son anymore after she tried to stop him from eating small Lego parts

you wanna go play down in the creek where they found that torsoless trucker

Watching Rudolph stomp one of the elves to death for sport

They're taxedermying me like Lenin and putting me in laser quest for run, climbing, and or jumping

My wife dropped me in the middle of the woods to hunt me down for sport

My doctor said you need to stop trying to sew my eyes shut in my sleep to practice your morticianary :(

We are Stuart Skinner

I am only allowed to eat moss and substrate

merry kirkmas you filthy animal

reindeer games unlimited reindeer games but no reindeer games

Asking the wizard of Oz if the curtains match the drapes