i'm so endeared 🥺

My pixel just updated and now everything is in Comic Sans... Kill me

I will be sharing my wedding date next year with the battlefield 6 release date anniversary and that's honestly such a beautiful little thing as someone who built a PC as a kid just to play Bad Company 2❤️

I went to Vermont for the first time earlier this month and it really is Like That™ The stereotype is real. I love it 🤣

Conversations with strangers as adults boils down to: The weather The sports game Gas/grocery prices Stupid things the local town government is doing Parking I wonder why there's firetrucks/cops driving by And Traffic

Someone just asked me if I was supposed to be Beyoncé

Ive seen a lot of teenagers trick or treating tonight and honestly get that bag 💰

I had Vistaprint Magnet Save The Dates priced out in my wedding spreadsheet from months ago. I bought them during their pre BF sale because they were 50% off. I put the amount spent next to the estimate price in my spreadsheet and realized they're the same... Fake sale

A child saw me today and goes "Ooh you're tall... I like that" and it has lived rent free in my head all day like girl what are you on about

Loading into a game and Arc goes down 🫡 goodbye stuff

Whoever killed me while I was collecting candle berries your mom's a hoe

Arc Waiders #ArcRaiders

Why in the fuck would you knock someone out as the speranza train leaves dude like you can't even loot the person that's just BM

WHY IS BIRD CITY SO SWEATY What is it about rubber duckies that inspired bloodlust dear lord

I'm losing my flavor savers in two weeks and by that I mean my partially impacted wisdom teeth and the little pieces of food that get stuck in there will happen no more 🙃