[[Hums the tune to Backstreet Boys as I stir a big pot of blood stew, sampling it before serving it into bowls on the side.]]

[[Lays the table with the finest silver wear before placing the China bowls in front of the mahogany chairs, using a clean cloth to »

» wipe at any stew that had sloshed up the side in its journey from kitchen to dining room.]]

OH, GO STARE AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. x.com/wildestmaniac/…

[[Sits down at the head of the table, spooning the steaming stew into my mouth, occasionally using bread to soak up some of the liquid.]]

[[Moves on to the next bowl and the next because NO ONE SHOWED UP FOR THE DINNER PARTY.]]

The one that I didn't send out invites for. x.com/gotyourfix/sta…

It was spontaneous, @InvidiosusLupin. [[Passes her a Tupperware container filled with the stew.]] But I did save this.

I will have no excuses! x.com/gotyourfix/sta…

[[Leaves everyone else with the washing up before exiting the Quarter and whistling a merry tune as I stroll down the street.]]

Yes... I suppose it does. Well done. x.com/gotyourfix/sta…

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, MAKOLRONI AND CHEESE. x.com/wildestmaniac/…

Marcellus Gerard. x.com/gotyourfix/sta…

[[Slinks into the Quarter to pillage the Bourbon stock.]]

Au contraire, Kolliflower, for I am still here; in the night, the immortal flame.

I am so tired.

Hello, friends.

#RT this tweet if you think Kol Mikaelson is a loser and Marcel Gerard is slammin'.

Not particularly. I win either way. x.com/xcomelywitch/s…