Shelly: "Look, H! Baked a cake for America's birthday!" Holling: "Well, Shel, I say that's a mighty fine looking cake you've got there." Maurice: "Is it? It's kind of lopsided here. And needs more frosting on this part." Shelly: "I did my best. What do you want? I'm Canadian."

Ed: "I still can't believe he got them down okay. Maurice said the air traffic guys were really impressed. You think you could do it?" Ruth-Anne: "Ed, there's not a plane on this earth that's big enough to hold all the people it'd take to force me onto one in the first place."

Joel: "We're just... not going to talk about this?" Maggie: "About what?" Joel: "The test that's waiting for you in my office?" Maggie: "Shh! Not here, at lunch, in the middle of the Brick!" Joel: "Yeah, because we'd never air our private sexual dirty laundry in here..."

Maurice: "Son, remind me again why I'm doing this." Joel: "Because, Maurice. It's been 7 months since your last one." Maurice: "And you said this'd last." Joel: "Everything gets less effective as it ages, Maurice." Maurice: "Is that a crack about me?" Joel: "No comment."