If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Another good morning to remind you maringo iambatane na sura 😂😂

Men, On this tweet, please send a shoutout to a man you have met who is doing amazing work. What inspired you about him and his work? Iron sharpens iron, A man builds a man. Men for men. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, When you invite her for a date, Arrive earlier than her, Value your time. This is how you begin enforcing boundaries. This also allows you to observe her as she walks in then decide to continue or abort the mission after the date. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Still at the date; When you order food, order for her too. Own her immediately. Don't ask her “What will you eat?” Tell her, “I want you to try this meal, you will like it.” She expects you to know everything. Show leadership. Don't be a punk! #MasculinitySaturday

If you try to chase the cat, it will always run away from you. If you have what the cat wants, it will come to you! This Tweet is not about Cats.

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