The alleged assassin is a pro-Ukraine Vivek/Haley voter? Lmfao unbelievable

The guys who made the first stored-program digital computers were not doing it to fuck around

The “ABC leaked the questions to Harris” conspiracy theory has to be the dumbest, lowest-stakes conspiracy I’ve ever heard. How could Harris have known she would be asked questions about immigration, the economy, and Ukraine without a man on the inside?

Getting shot at the second time wasn’t even good for $2 in the premarket and it went red immediately on the open. Zero juice short more

You start out in 2012 talking about cutting taxes, all these totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites... By 2016 that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, build the wall. Now, that's too abstract, and you're just saying "N

Bro is going to die of scurvy and he’s tweeting about spreadsheets?

This restaurant serves the opposite of nothingburgers

Fortunately, the invention of cocaine has made this scenario impossible now

A strangely moving plaque in the cloisters of Durham cathedral- of particular interest to Americans

Burying the lede here, which is JOHN PAULSON SOMEHOW STILL MANAGES $9 BILLION????????????

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Elon has really quadrupled down on this shit despite a ~6pt swing towards Harris; you’d have thought he’d start hedging his bets at some point, but no, he’s fully radicalized. Anti-woke mind virus is terminal.