ASAP said it best.

You’re definitely not responsible for the version of you that exists in other people’s minds.

And losing 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂omg

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

Next year event organizers mnafaa ku organize event yenye entry ni voters card

when people have too much access to you they start to feel entitled.

I know people have different thoughts on black tax, but I think there’s nothing as amazing as helping your friends and family when you are in a position to 🙌🙏❤️

Dear Chinua Achebe, things have fallen apart.

And if you have money, pay for convenience…it really increases the quality of your life no matter how small it is🫶

Hoping this person who claims to cancel me stands on business 😭🙏🙏, literally on my knees, I’m not a man, don’t give me chances.

I ordered my regular vitamins from my regular pharmacy, tell me why I got to my office and found two boxes of unpacked P2 on my desk instead?😭😭 ps. Our office is open plan, so the whole office must have seen them as the receptionist put them on my desk. Guys!!!

Do the things you enjoy the most and hang out with the people you enjoy the most.

Having braces as an adult man is kiasi wild.

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

Fucked around and found out 🥹😅

I married my best friend. And God will continue to do what he does. I’m in awe.