me: i thought you were bae... tch. turns out you were just fam. clover: bruh... me: ✌️

can't i just eat my bird seed in peace?

yes i can turn into a bird. yes i eat worms. yes we exist.

if you see me passed out on the floor for lack of hydration, no you don't

man, there really are some freaks out there in the world, huh? stay safe. and don't be a freak.

if you can't handle my mood at its constant worst, you don't deserve it at its rarely occurring best

happy bi day! now if only i could say bye to my shitty luck

james: you can't just blame yourself for everything bad that happens! me: how 'bout i do, anyway? ❤️

Therapists should give you a discount if you make them laugh in session

heyyyy 🥴 (instagram.com/p/CGS2madDP98/…)

if a 40-something year old man dyed his hair red, would that be considered a mid-life crisis? just checking for a friend

i just realized no one would believe my last tweet because i have no friends

#rwby #qrowbranwen a fan project about qrow tw: a lot of warning that i can't tag in one tweet and... a lot of warning Qrow Branwen - Blood On Me youtu.be/4ov6UvyZYCs 来自 YouTube

oh summer help me, it's sinking lower

is committing tax fraud an option?

sometimes, murder is ok

sometimes i wish i'd never been borrrrn at allllll [sick guitar rift]