Obesity rate in China: 6% Obesity rate in America: 32% Maybe the problem isn’t Chinese food... 🤔 #luckylees

Are we using condoms? Is my pussy getting ate? Am I ovulating? Did I hydrate that day? Do we have chemistry? Have I had any Henny? Is the fan on? ...it’s hella variables

This migraine life ain’t it. #migraines #sendhelp

Next time a dude comes at you w an unsolicited dick pic, just tell him his dick looks like its name is Earl.

I just scrolled through my work history on LinkedIn and did a double take when I realized I’ve been in web dev for over 14 years... 👵🏼

there’s 2 sides to every story 😔

When I got home today I found myself in a Mexican stand-off with a possum in my driveway for ~10mins

Lol I guess zero is technically “countless”? secondnexus.com/news/mueller-r…

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im inconsolably horny today

Folks who equate feminists with man-haters are the same conservatives who hate being called racist.

Maybe it’s an Easter egg? 🙈

This is the worst Airbnb experience I have ever dealt with. Completely livid at this point after being on the phone with them for a total of three hours today, they still managed to screw everything up. Just hoping I'm not stranded without a place to stay for the next month.