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Fellas: Don't penetrate any vag!na without vetting it Avoid sex in darkness It's a red flag if she says "switch off the light" Tell her you're not an owl There's an African proverb - He who puts his hand in a dark hole must not complain when it comes out stung by insects

Kamushandiro aka hakadi kutimbotengera mwana wemumwe munhu kana mhete zvadzo.

Get this Grok thing out of my Twitter now

Sometimes you just have to buy not because you want but simply because you have to ❤️

MissJohns🫦 Zvekuyenda kudenga hamunei nazvo?

We live in a society where giving money to your parents, siblings & relatives is termed BLACK TAX but giving money to a woman is termed being ROMANTIC Learn OR perish!!!

Holy knew exactly what he was doing

Sometimes I just sit and wonder whose armpits inspired the invention of roll-on......

People have the right to decline your love, no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want, and that is okay.👍👍👍

Let's go Which one do you prefer? Manual Or Automatic 🔁 ♥️

Women don’t understand how important a side chick is in their relationships Every time you bully your man.. it’s a side chick that makes sure he is calm So he can go home a brand new man start over… Steve Harvey will never tell you this 😭

The truth is a buyer will always value more what he bought brand new vs what he bought used

10/05/24 Let's go

VaMutukudzi saying he can only learn from the Gaffa 😭.

Kune vanhu vanotogona kunze uku 🔥🙌

Who is the GOAT between the two, Criss Excel and Shadaya ? Retweets for Shadaya Likes for CrissExcel

Imagine watching your husband of ten years raise three children, seeing him be a devoted father every single day, all while knowing deep down they aren’t biologically his. That’s not betrayal. That’s wickedness in its purest and most deliberate form.

Adulting tip: Never plan for money that hasn’t hit your bank account yet.