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"Ya walked right into that one, old man."

"Nothin' wrong with it, Pops. If anything, I'm surprised high blood pressure hasn't caught up to ya."

"Alright, alriiight. I'll spare ya this once. Already going through enough as it is from the sound of things." She's not helping and she knows it.

'May'?

Pepper's taking a break for once. Mostly because her Altaria really wanted to go flying and wouldn't stop pecking at her writing hand.

ღ — forgot how freakin' broken @ notifications are on here because shit jumps back to 2022 instead of more recent stuff.

Old bastards bein' old bastards again?

Whatcha gonna do about it, hmm??

Ahh shite. He's brought out the scotch and cigarettes.

Go for it! Not much goin' on for me now, so I got a moment.

You've been listening to my nonsense since I was a teenager, so it's only fair.

Had me at fairies an' beatin' up Lance.

Mega evolve one and it becomes extra lethal, just sayin'.

Mega Dragonite, hmm? ...For a man that's occassionally allergic to the fae, you sure do have the taste of one at times.

Given what they look like, it's CLEARLY fae coded! Angelic lookin' wings, feather fringe on the shoulders, c'mon now.

So is Altaria, and even then it's still a fluffy fairy after mega evolvin'. Not a bad thing though! I think it'd be cute to see ya with a Mega Dragonite!

Denial truly is a strong drug of choice, it seems.

She decided to try her hands at making a few poffins to give to Sneasel. Just two gals sitting on a sidewalk munching on snacks and getting fresh air.

"Now it's all fuckin' SOGGY."