This lady called my job talking about she in a pickle. I asked “what’s the dill” & she hung up on me.

amara✨🩷 Prioritizing

She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.

A random 16 year old found my license this weekend and is telling me, with his full government name, that he’s stealing my identity over instagram Anyway i texted his mom

this just reminded me how far from sanity the political standard has fallen in many ways.. why the fuck were our last two presidents EIGHTY.

amara✨🩷 You already forgot 😭

one night i was babysitting my neighbor’s 4 year old kid. she just kept staring at me, and finally she asked me why i was so ugly, and without thinking i said, “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 20 minutes

amara✨🩷 “They call me, Preacher Boy!”

Not all women are born with hymens. Some are born without them. Hymens can tear from riding a bike, doing gymnastics, or other non sexual activities Virginity is indeed, a social construct

He wanted to make it a comedy…..when the book was genuinely the saddest thing I’ve ever read in my life and I cried several times

Sham Hes 16 years old. Im 26. I cant threaten a child. Its not “taddling” lmfao, its “get your kid right before i call the cops”

please tell me all of you saw the tiktok microdocuseries about the woman who fell in love with her psychiatrist via 30-minute zoom telehealth appointments

WyldKat 🐆 grown ass man doing school loser roleplay

If anyone wants an update 1. Its a white kid 2. We know the kids friend’s family through the neighborhood- all the parents know now. there are currently three teenage boys rummaging through trash looking for my ID. 3. I already ordered new stuff 4. It was garbage day yesterday