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This is not traditional war. Where innocent children from both sides who know nothing are murdered.

This is modern war. Where innocent children from both sides who know nothing are murdered, and innocent idiots online who know nothing chat shit about it.

For every hooligan and racist British fan, there's 10 with the comedic poetic nous of T.S.Eliot

That's Football!

I'm enjoying the irony of people spending half the day on twitter complaining about twitter

#Twitter #elonmusk

Congratulations to all #SHIB investors!

The two inevitabilities of Twitter:

1) Trolls

2) Dramatic, aggressive responses to anything you say.

So if Fulham made Aston Villa look like Bayern Munich last week, Liverpool just made them look like Brazil 1970.