normalize reading 1-2 pages of your book every week

Block Everyone #BlockEveryone

You add one event to your calendar and your phone loses composure. Traffic is heavy! Leave now! It’s time to leave!

Not sure why I was doing the all lowercase thing. That stops today

Sometimes when I think too hard about all my insides working to keep me alive I get scared

There is no socially acceptable answer to the question "do you like the beatles"

pxnkflop stuns in new photo

You low key have to be a hater to have taste. If you like everything, it's meaningless.

i have got to read some books and learn some words

There should be a rule against getting matched with the same opponent after a rage quit

Definitely recommend living next to the guy with the acoustic drum kit and no mutes

I don’t care that you got to see tssf play brevity and 680 south with no barricade in 2025 it should’ve been me

ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia

People who can have a random conversation with u about aliens at 2am >>> honestly those are the type of people I vibe with most. Let's drive somewhere and talk about life over a joint. Let's go swimming in the ocean. Let's go on a road trip. This is how 2026 needs to be 👏👏👏

Some of you are in 3 bands but don’t even have 3 bands in your bank account

Flying 13,600km to drink out of a coconut with a gay guy

People don’t wear winter boots anymore

I am the tallest man in thailand

In my bedroom coughing like a toddler with my tongue out

Just unfollowed oomf for calling it x