Caroline Wilson is a great journalist and a very attractive lady. #AgendaSetters

The answer is that right now at round 15 there is no threat to the pies. It may be a cakewalk

Beef Wellington on the menu at Dame Phyllis Frost, starting tomorrow. #ErinPatterson

six test hat tricks in the last 100 years for Australia and they've all been either Victorians or Glenn McGrath

Andy is a shocking judge. Has suffered badly since Jock’s passing. #MasterChefAU

Get that India!

The 2yo has requested Dom Dolla & Eric Prydz at the dinner table tonight. God help us when she’s a teenager.

Andy is a cockhead. #MasterChefAU

Oscar!!!

Jordan Dawson is a cat. Riley Thilthorpe is a cat Ben Keays is a cat Matthew Nicks is a cat. #aflcrowsmagpies

I hope Hugh McCluggage got his father, Oisin Mullin, a nice gift today. #AFLCatsLions #FathersDay

“And for my next trick, I’m going to make myself disappear”

Unreal.

Un fucking believable. #Oasis

The only insane behaviour here is from fuckwits like you.

Hey Uber Support I ordered a pizza on Saturday night and it appears Altaf has helped himself to a slice before it arrived. How do I get a refund?

Kings of the North 👑

Cam Green is not a test cricketer’s asshole.

Up the Vics!!! #StateofOrigin

Leeds United 2 Manchester United 1