//Actually trying to figure out how to run a strip club is hard,

//I am passing out for another nap so,

Here’s some damn leftovers from work. Enjoy, bitch.

//I’m crying I met a beautiful person on Maeve and it’s hurting me they’re so pure and perfect and friendly,

You’re just lucky I didn’t poison it.

Chad’s a slut, you heard it here, folks,

I’ll tackle him as soon as he gets up after it,

But can you withstand Rat poison?

Jane, I’m Miss Bitchass.

…-Hux we can’t afford food what are you talking about,

I’m so offended, Carlos thinks I’m normal,

Why can’t I date my roommate— right because I’m gay and he a hoe.

Hux just ate my fudge I’m,

Thank fucking god,

Yes. Always.

Like I want to eat your half burnt garbage,

Shit now we have rent money great job.

I didn’t have the video, wasn’t my call.