Sometimes I think I’m butch and then I meet an actual butch and realize I’m just wearing a hat and pants

as a society we moved on too fast from bottoms

I’m so glad I didn’t kill myself 4 years ago. I have watched so much TV since then

good luck, babe!

Wish the Muppet Show was still around so Chappell Roan could be on it

if we were a proper country chappell roan would be at the met gala

Can’t say I agree with all their choices but at least they got #1 right

Why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex?

cleansing timeline with joel grey performing willkommen on the muppet show

if the muppets clue board game is real, does that mean we potentially get a muppets clue movie?

if donald duck can go on hot ones so can he

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

the lonely island digital short in the year 2024. maybe life is worth living

"tom cruise does his own stunts" ok? so do i. i just have fewer stunts to do. fewer stunts are being asked of me

my brain is a machine that makes everything about lesbianism

how dare you. you know that goes against my arbitrary and contradictory moral code

pronouncing labubu the way yogi bear says hey boo-boo

the muppets shouldn’t be making their broadway debut in that magic show they should be doing angels in america