THE BIKE???

Dudes be like “so now that I have you in my grasp and you love me, I’m going to stop trying lol.”

Dudes be like “Sorry I ignored you for days, it’s just the queen died last year…”

shiddin n fardin

suicidal at 12 is crazy i should've been at toys r us

To this day please don’t ask me about math. I’ve moved on

Can block me off everything but you can’t un-creampie this pu-

Hopefully your new girl likes uh… not cumming? Sorry, sis. ☹️

Real

Scaring terrible men away by initiating an actual conversation requiring emotional intelligence 👹

If Trump shit his pants and sported shit stained khakis like it was cool, MAGAts would start shitting their pants, too. Everyone is a “sheep” but them though remember

Everytime I put my hair in a bun I feel like I’m from 1862 or something I dunno numbers are hard

FB groups are wild

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Oh

Ha ha