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It’s a bit unrealistic to expect teenagers to do a year of national service when today Sunak couldn’t do a full day of it.

‘You think you had it bad - I didn’t have Sky TV’

EXCL 🚨 Tory student group held black-tie dinner two weeks ago where members sang German marching song used by the Nazis in WW2 Warwick Uni Conservative Association sorry after dancing to “Erika” — used by SS and Wermacht and today white supremacists thetimes.co.uk/article/tory-s…

Surprisingly prophetic

"The people have spoken and what they've said is mainly swear words aimed at the Tories" #GeneralElection2024

I’m tired of living during unprecedented times

Agreed, truth shouldn’t be suppressed. Which is why it’s best not to dump it in a landfill site, pour over it a slurry of half-truths, misinformation, insults, blatant lies, random speculation and conspiracy, and then above that stinking mess type the word ‘True.’

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

"Can you hear that Major Tom? And this secondary Tom? And how about this cymbal?" - David Bowie soundchecking his Drum kit

Goodnight everyone I hope you all have an awesome night Sometimes we sit there if we had a shit day or having a shit time and think It’s hopeless It’s not tomorrow is another day Fucking get back up and start again You can do it U have before ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙

Still can't quite believe that when a boat carrying people seeking a better life sinks and kills 90, it registers as barely a blip on the news cycle Yet when a yacht carrying billionaires sinks, it's 3-day front page, rolling live ticker news theguardian.com/world/live/202…

So there I was- after helping cause the death of over 50 kids in Samoa by measles I thought what else could I do to hurt more innocent people? So I endorsed a convicted felon for President.

Some of responses to the UK govt's decision on Israel arms licences are fevered. 1) The previous government made clear licences were always under review. There has been a review and clear legal advice. The new government is acting accordingly. If HMG ignored it that would be

I never would have guessed. patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Twitter is now worth approximately 10% of the value when Musk bought it. It has now lost $40 billion. “Genius businessman“.

FACT CHECK TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.” TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.

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Somebody just bought me a coffee on Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/K3K0BEZV1