Remember, folks, "tryhard" is just a name you call people who are better at the game than you are.

At least I can still work when I'm drunk?

brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died

Why do we hire these people

Helen oh right We are an "equal opportunity employer" (See:Demo) (See also: Soldier)

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station & the other's a busty crustacean

How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg!

Why did the squid beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies "Sorry pal, we only do plain."

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

@TheTentaSpy Oh good.

((B) ))

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Why is leather armor good for sneaking in? Because it's made of hide.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An orca-stra.

Oh, hey. I guess we're still alive. Somehow.

STILL NOT DEAD