Normal people: “Wow, what a beautiful geode!”

let’s fucking get that damn spark back.

repusemos o estoque de bananas. tudo em ordem de novo.

Tomoro mempermalukan pembeli ke 1018291929 kali

Jaga kesehatan ya semua, ricecooker sender sampe pilek 💚

I could never be a Diver bro id be petting all that fishes 🤦 🤲🐟

DID YOU KNOW that the reason why you have those gaps in between your fingers is that it's space for my fingers to intertwine with yours so we can hold hands and kiss and. and

Today is National Posyandu Day.

thank God for the unlimited chances to become a better person

o gatinho tentando ser um robô aspirador também kkkkkkkk

I was in Italian class and said chudai instead of ciao 😭😭

日本からこんにちは 仲良くなりたいです ハト

Baru saja mengorbankan rasa malu demi mendapat tomoro frieren 12 ribu itu... Tapi setelahnya, aku bilang ke mbak kasir: "Mbak minumannya nggak usah, tolong kasih ke pelanggan berikutnya, atau untuk mbaknya sendiri" Kenapa? Karena pahlawan Himmel akan melakukan hal yang sama

when you go to court and the judge says ORDER!!! so you say one burger please 😁🍔